Grand Supreme

Toddlers & Tiaras is one of my guilty pleasures.  On a gloomy day when the girls both take extra long naps, those RARE days, I'll click the OnDemand button on the remote and see if there's a new episode waiting for me.

I am not one of those moms.  I could never be one of those moms.  But.  I will tell you that if I was one of those moms, my girls would rock a pageant. 

There, I said it. 

Ellie has just the right combination of girly-girl, competitiveness and wanting to be on a stage that could make Eden Wood run for cover.  And sweet Madeline already has Ellie's dance routine moves down.  She can shake her booty in a tutu and demands a hair bow daily.

We did order a turquoise tulle and sequin costume for Ellie's first recital that bore a striking resemblance to a 'beauty wear' outfit on a recent episode, but that's as close as my girls will get to Toddlers & Tiaras.

Now I know I can't be the only one that A) watches this train wreck show and B) thinks their kids would rock in a hypothetical pageant.  Do you have an undiscovered Grand Supreme in your house, too?  Come on, be honest!